Working as a taxi insurance broker you certainly get your fair share of claims to make you laugh, here are just a few to brighten up your day.

The guy was all over the road, I had to swerve a number of  times before I hit him.

To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.

The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran over him.

I collided with a stationery truck coming the other way

Coming home I drove into the wrong driveway and collided with a tree I don't have.

Two cab drivers met. "Hey" asked one, what's the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other blue?
"Well", the other responded "when I get in an accident you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other".