ELVIS FOUND IN SHEFFIELD!!

The one time undisputed King of Rock has been discovered driving a private hire taxi in Sheffield by a vigilant member of staff at the country's premier taxi insurers.
The operator who wishes to remain anonymous, discovered the identity of the man who called himself Levi Parsley, by asking him relevant questions about his background, and finally knew who he was by his reaction to the great quotation she was able to offer him.
"Hey babe I'm all shook up" was uttered in the unmistakable southern drawl, and was all he could say to the fantastic quote he was given. 
Referring to his previous insurer as "Nothing but a hound dog", Mr. Parsley confessed that he hadn't been "All shook up" by anything since his disappearance, until now.
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